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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 7, 2009 2:07:14 GMT -5
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 7, 2009 2:07:32 GMT -5
"ITS ENRICO POLAZZO"
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 7, 2009 2:08:49 GMT -5
i watched naked gun the other day with my sister and mom and brother in law and my brother in law and i were in stitches and the other two cracked a smile every once in a while. dont care what other people think, that movie is so damn funny
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Post by rc on Dec 7, 2009 5:48:28 GMT -5
The entirety of Empire Records. Whata quotable film.
Lucas: Joe, I think it's gonna be okay. Joe: What makes you think that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.
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Post by kr on Dec 7, 2009 5:58:43 GMT -5
WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 7, 2009 14:37:33 GMT -5
that tripping sequence is the best
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Post by Terp Torp on Dec 7, 2009 14:39:05 GMT -5
i watched naked gun the other day with my sister and mom and brother in law and my brother in law and i were in stitches and the other two cracked a smile every once in a while. dont care what other people think, that movie is so damn funny The opening where OJ gets shot and falls around the room into stuff is genius.
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 7, 2009 14:40:46 GMT -5
what does he say when he touches the wet paint? his tone is just so perfectly mildly distressed "oh no ..."
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 7, 2009 15:36:22 GMT -5
HEY MARK, YOU LOVE GWAR! WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE BAND! "OH MARK MAN! YOU PLAY A MEAN GUITAR MAN! IT'S A SHAME YOU MUST...DIE!"
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Post by kr on Dec 7, 2009 19:53:25 GMT -5
Eddie?
"Dad, how can you hate...The Colonel?" "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!"
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Post by kr on Dec 7, 2009 21:40:17 GMT -5
Oh haah I thought you were calling Aaron Eddie. They have similar avatars! I was confus.
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Post by Porcelino on Dec 7, 2009 22:06:34 GMT -5
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"The boy who rode on slightly before him sat a horse not only as if he'd been born to it which he was but as if were he begot by malice or mischance into some queer land where horses never were he would have found them anyway."
"There's a huge difference in 'beautiful' and 'hot.' A painting can be beautiful, but I don't wanna bang a painting."
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Post by rc on Dec 8, 2009 5:58:25 GMT -5
His name's not Warren. His name's not Warren. His name's not Warren.
"I thought his name was Warren?"
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Post by russe on Dec 8, 2009 15:55:58 GMT -5
"What's with today, today?"
"We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day."
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 8, 2009 16:15:10 GMT -5
"I talked to God, and she says, 'Yo, wassup?"
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Post by russe on Dec 8, 2009 19:59:54 GMT -5
"It makes them all crazy like."
"Hey, you forgot your thingy."
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Post by Skyy S. on Dec 8, 2009 22:18:13 GMT -5
"Chew your food! You're an animal!"
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Post by russe on Dec 8, 2009 23:39:48 GMT -5
"Station."
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Post by rc on Dec 8, 2009 23:42:13 GMT -5
I love that you all love Empire Records as much as I do.
"Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile."
"Maybe I wanna be sterile."
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Post by Jessticles on Dec 9, 2009 12:31:29 GMT -5
Put them in the Iron Maiden! IRON MAIDEN! EXCELLENT!! Dead Bill: [after seeing hell] We got totally lied to by our album covers, man.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 9, 2009 12:48:21 GMT -5
"Hi, do you have the song 'I Just Called To Say I Love You?' It's for my daughter's birthday." "Yeah, we have it." "Great, can I have it?" "No, no, you can't." "Why not?" "Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall."
"I guess it looks like you're reorganizing your records. What is this through? Chronological?" "No..." "It's not alphabetical..." "Nope." "What, then?" "Autobiographical." "No fucking way."
"Marie de Salle's playing. You remember I told you about her. I like her. She's kind of Sheryl Crow-ish crossed with a post-Partridge Family pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind of thing, but, you know, uh, black."
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Post by russe on Dec 9, 2009 15:35:54 GMT -5
The reorganizing of the record collection is my favorite exchange in the movie.
"Top five things I miss about Laura. One; sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. And she's got one of the best all time laughs in the history of all time laughs, she laughs with her entire body. Two; she's got character. Or at least she had character before the Ian nightmare. She's loyal and honest, and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day. That's character. [holds up three fingers] Three; I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. [holds up four fingers] I really dig how she walks around. It's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects and it's not that she doesn't care it's just, she's not affected I guess, and that gives her grace. And five; she does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep, she kinda half moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times... it just kills me. Believe me, I mean, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy but it's just your garden variety women you know, schizo stuff and that's the kind of thing that got me here."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 9, 2009 16:17:21 GMT -5
"Is that Peter fucking Frampton?"
"I used to hate this song." "Yeah." "But now I kinda like it." "Yeah."
"I mean, I've read deep, meaningful books: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Love In the Time of Cholera. I think I understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding."
"One of these days I'm going to throw the Country A-K rack out on the street and go to work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back."
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Post by russe on Dec 9, 2009 16:29:25 GMT -5
"Get your patchouli stink out of my store!"
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Post by russe on Dec 9, 2009 17:45:49 GMT -5
"It's alright, he's from Barcelona."
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Post by Jessticles on Dec 9, 2009 21:44:51 GMT -5
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
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Post by russe on Dec 12, 2009 2:36:51 GMT -5
"Frank, these strangers just saved our lives." "LET'S KILL 'EM!!!"
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Post by rc on Dec 12, 2009 2:51:30 GMT -5
"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
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Post by Jessticles on Dec 13, 2009 14:35:31 GMT -5
"I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
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Post by rc on Dec 15, 2009 11:05:30 GMT -5
"I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed." <3 "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.""What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?"
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