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Post by kr on Dec 3, 2009 0:47:41 GMT -5
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body."
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 3, 2009 0:52:35 GMT -5
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." Wayne Campbell: So, do you come to Milwaukee often? Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. Pete: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name? Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
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Post by TalonSlayer on Dec 3, 2009 1:03:54 GMT -5
You hit him so hard he's got an Afro now!
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Post by etoile on Dec 3, 2009 1:07:57 GMT -5
I saved Latin, what did you ever do?
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Post by russe on Dec 3, 2009 1:46:47 GMT -5
"Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language?...Latin, best I can do."
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Post by Debauchery on Dec 3, 2009 8:31:26 GMT -5
"I love lamp"
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Dec 3, 2009 9:14:45 GMT -5
"Yeah, we were pretty wild up in Erie, Penn." "Yeah, there was this one time, we stayed up way past midnight."
"Next, this 'Oneders', with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be... simply The Wonders." "As in I wonder what happened to the Oneeders?"
"Guys, Chad fell down."
"See - the Oneders, Lenny." "Yeah, but it looks like the Oneeders." "No, no, no - the Oneders." "Got it. Looks like the Oneeders."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 3, 2009 10:39:04 GMT -5
I haven't seen that movie in ages.
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Post by Jessticles on Dec 3, 2009 12:24:21 GMT -5
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Wife or no, you are no one's property to be tossed aside. You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people."
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
"Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 3, 2009 14:49:14 GMT -5
"Yeah, we were pretty wild up in Erie, Penn." "Yeah, there was this one time, we stayed up way past midnight." "Next, this 'Oneders', with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be... simply The Wonders." "As in I wonder what happened to the Oneeders?" "Guys, Chad fell down." "See - the Oneders, Lenny." "Yeah, but it looks like the Oneeders." "No, no, no - the Oneders." "Got it. Looks like the Oneeders." A hyphen would have probably made their lives a little easier. My favorite moment in that whole movie is the talent show. Talent Show Emcee: Hey, how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? Heckler: You're a jerk Ken! Talent Show Emcee: You say HEY, would you like to buy a chicken? Heckler: Eat my shorts Ken! Talent Show Emcee: SHUT UP! I'll kick your ass!
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Dec 3, 2009 15:08:50 GMT -5
YES, hahaha. I almost put that one. Also, 'Steubenville?'
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 3, 2009 16:01:31 GMT -5
Heckler: Eat my shorts Ken!
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Post by kr on Dec 3, 2009 16:18:04 GMT -5
UUUUURGH, ROONEY!
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 3, 2009 22:48:05 GMT -5
"That's a big twinkie."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 3, 2009 23:04:24 GMT -5
"It's true, this man has no dick."
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 3, 2009 23:16:32 GMT -5
"It's true, this man has no dick." "Well, that's what I heard."
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Post by rc on Dec 3, 2009 23:31:22 GMT -5
"You're never too old to die in a fire!" "Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language?...Latin, best I can do." This movie was on Comedy Central for an entire year straight and I watched it every day.
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Post by Haras Nosnhoj on Dec 3, 2009 23:56:14 GMT -5
<33333333333333 "Ferris Bueller you're my hero"
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 4, 2009 17:54:39 GMT -5
"Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language?...Latin, best I can do." This movie was on Comedy Central for an entire year straight and I watched it every day. me too and i enjoyed it every time
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Dec 5, 2009 1:26:04 GMT -5
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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Post by russe on Dec 5, 2009 1:30:07 GMT -5
"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!" "Dad, you wan an Asprin?" "DON'T TOUCH!"
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 5, 2009 3:14:43 GMT -5
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
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Post by kr on Dec 5, 2009 6:44:45 GMT -5
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
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Post by rc on Dec 5, 2009 18:44:13 GMT -5
"What are you doing?" "I'M KICKING MY ASS! DO YOU MIND?"
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Post by Skyy S. on Dec 5, 2009 23:47:07 GMT -5
"Ok, here we go. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!! PIVOT! PIVOT!" "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUPP!"
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Post by kr on Dec 5, 2009 23:51:07 GMT -5
Yessss
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Post by Jessticles on Dec 6, 2009 1:25:35 GMT -5
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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Post by Alien Dick Man on Dec 6, 2009 1:42:06 GMT -5
"What are you doing?" "I'M KICKING MY ASS! DO YOU MIND?" Hah, my friends and I just watched this tonight.
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Post by Cei on Dec 6, 2009 1:54:13 GMT -5
"Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee."
" Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. "
George: They forgot my bread. Jerry: Just forget it. Let it go. George: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread. Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra. George: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread. Soup Nazi: You want bread? George: Yes, please. Soup Nazi: $3! George: What? Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
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Post by russe on Dec 6, 2009 3:48:06 GMT -5
"You in the tank.Tank in the water.Shark in the water."
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