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Post by russe on Dec 2, 2009 14:33:28 GMT -5
Ok, post your favorite quotes from movies, or shows, or even commercials, what the fuck ever.Just do it.
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
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Post by kr on Dec 2, 2009 14:44:10 GMT -5
"Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!" "Read between the lines, bitch."
"Pistol. I SAID 'PISTOL.'" "Um, no bitch."
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Dec 2, 2009 14:44:21 GMT -5
My poor twitter followers got an obscene amount of LOTR quotes while I watched ROTK last night. Many of them seemed to enjoy it, though I'm sure way more were annoyed.
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Post by twhneal on Dec 2, 2009 14:47:16 GMT -5
"One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 2, 2009 14:51:47 GMT -5
I definitely enjoyed it, Katie.
I've proven before than I can fill entire threads with just Simpsons, Futurama, and Venture Bros. quotes, so I'll try to do just movie ones.
"CHARLIE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! Let's work it out!"
"Ray, the next time someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"
"What crimes have you committed?" "Stampeding cattle." "That's it?" "Through the Vatican?" "Kinky."
"I hope you were the groom." "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."
"Also, let's not forget, let's NOT forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either." "What are you, a fucking park ranger?"
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Dec 2, 2009 14:55:30 GMT -5
MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS!
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Post by bakin on Dec 2, 2009 15:01:46 GMT -5
"You were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur." Yes, but now I work for the United Nations! "...so your work has not changed."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 2, 2009 15:06:09 GMT -5
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."
"Charlie don't surf!"
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
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Post by Melissa on Dec 2, 2009 15:13:36 GMT -5
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!"
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 2, 2009 16:11:07 GMT -5
--the country of china
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 2, 2009 16:12:39 GMT -5
"Hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with sick people, but that's not important right now."
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Post by Debauchery on Dec 2, 2009 16:14:42 GMT -5
"I've been earnin' and burnin', snappin' necks and cashin' checks."
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Post by mandate of heaven on Dec 2, 2009 16:39:13 GMT -5
"I like your nurse's uniform, guy." "These are O.R. scrubs." "O, R they?"
"So you were in Vietnam?" "Yeah." "Were you in the shit?" "Yeah, I was in the shit."
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Post by mandate of heaven on Dec 2, 2009 16:50:08 GMT -5
"I'm not a big ho-runner." "My uncle used to drive a ho-runner."
"That's a good lookin' grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance." "Well, she's no Jack Palance." "No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now."
"I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Dec 2, 2009 19:29:44 GMT -5
i should also point to vvvvvv because saul bellow owns
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Post by notnewcomer on Dec 2, 2009 20:04:25 GMT -5
" And you can teach "How to Get Drunk, Get Fired from the Police Force, Become a... Lousy Trailer Park Supervisor that Sucks, Hangs Around with a Fuckin Idiot that Doesn't Wear a Shirt and Looks Like a Dick but Thinks He Looks Good 101." "
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 2, 2009 20:08:00 GMT -5
"I killed a guy with a trident." "I know, I saw that! Speaking of which, you might want to lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
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Post by Skyy S. on Dec 2, 2009 20:30:29 GMT -5
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?"
"Hello, that was a stop sign" "I totally paused!"
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Dec 2, 2009 20:38:39 GMT -5
I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK.
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Post by kr on Dec 2, 2009 20:46:17 GMT -5
Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco...aaaaaand noneforGretchenWeinersbye!
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Post by Gabtron on Dec 2, 2009 20:47:26 GMT -5
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?" "Hello, that was a stop sign" "I totally paused!" Means Girls and Clueless? You sound like my friend. "That's definitely a bit gay." "What is?" "Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep." "I think, sometimes you hear what you wanna hear. It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? Not that I did it."
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Dec 2, 2009 20:48:57 GMT -5
I love Mean Girls so much. "OMG, Danny DiVito, I love your work!!"
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Post by kr on Dec 2, 2009 20:50:41 GMT -5
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE
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Post by Skyy S. on Dec 2, 2009 20:50:53 GMT -5
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?" "Hello, that was a stop sign" "I totally paused!" Means Girls and Clueless? You sound like my friend. "That's definitely a bit gay." "What is?" "Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep." "I think, sometimes you hear what you wanna hear. It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman? Not that I did it." Hahaha I love those movies have been known to quote them obsessively. Especially the second quote I posted.
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Post by mandate of heaven on Dec 2, 2009 20:55:13 GMT -5
" And you can teach "How to Get Drunk, Get Fired from the Police Force, Become a... Lousy Trailer Park Supervisor that Sucks, Hangs Around with a Fuckin Idiot that Doesn't Wear a Shirt and Looks Like a Dick but Thinks He Looks Good 101." " Haha, classic Ricky quote.
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Dec 2, 2009 21:11:43 GMT -5
Well, at least I didn't get my nose bitten off by a Saigon whore!
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Post by ryan on Dec 2, 2009 21:26:37 GMT -5
"ESTEBAN WAS EATEN!" "He was eaten? Is he dead?"
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Post by cheddyfri on Dec 2, 2009 22:50:59 GMT -5
"What is it?" "A gun rack." "A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own A gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack?"
Also: "I did not have a thing. I did not have a thing. I did NOT have a thing! I was very much in love with him. Very much and love and there's a difference. There's a difference. There's a difference....I have to go now."
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Post by russe on Dec 2, 2009 23:06:56 GMT -5
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body."
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Post by Casey on Dec 2, 2009 23:27:45 GMT -5
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE
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