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Post by xbeerdrinkerx on Nov 13, 2009 2:34:22 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 13, 2009 13:06:51 GMT -5
The Monarch: You're probably wondering why you're here. You're here because you done fucked up too many times! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. And if you keep up like you've been doing, this is where you're headed. Random Kids: *giggle* The Monarch: Oh that's funny to you, right? Cause you're so fuckin' bad? I know your type. You think 'I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids'. Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front. Kid visiting prison: This is totally gay. The Monarch: What'd you say? You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shit? Oh, this isn't gay! But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass! (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) You - get up! I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name? Dean: Dean Ven... The Monarch: Your name is bitch!! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame- King Gorilla! You got a cigarette? There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke! Holy shit! You're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. H-here's your cigarette. King Gorilla: Fuck you! Gimme a dollar!
I LOVE that episode.
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 16, 2009 1:07:19 GMT -5
Alright, loved it. So many great/hilarious things.
Billy in the bag was KILLING ME. Councilmen 8 and 3 were also cracking me up.
"Why can't I hear them?" "Because you are sane."
"I WANT TO GO BACK IN MY BAG."
The part where it panned to everybody's faces when Phantom Limb was threatening to break the orb and everybody looked horrified except for Dr. Venture, who looked bored/annoyed, hahahah.
And when Bowie pretended to be Dr. Venture from the future just to fuck with him, hahaha.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 16, 2009 3:30:02 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA. Jesus Christ. It got to the point where I started cracking up every time Billy was on screen, even if he wasn't saying anything. And I loved Sgt. Hatred's "birds and the bees" speech. "So, what, these guys are here to kill you because God forgot to?"
I'm starting to think they aren't going to bring back Brock until the second half of the season next summer.
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Post by lorelei on Nov 16, 2009 4:33:07 GMT -5
Did I miss the explanation of why Phantom Limb looked like that?
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 16, 2009 9:38:16 GMT -5
Dear Cartoon Network,
Stop waiting so fucking long to put this online. I often don't have access to a TV at 12 AM (my family uses it) and I'd like to be able to do what I did last year, which was to watch it online at midnight. this blows. get it online!
Nick.
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Post by NephiliMagnum P.I. on Nov 16, 2009 10:44:00 GMT -5
Nick, why don't you just find a torrent of it instead? That's what I do.
Fuck man, I think this might be the funniest episode of the season so far. So many golden moments.
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 16, 2009 11:03:39 GMT -5
don't you need to sign up for all kinds of crazy shit and do all this lame P2P shit for torrenting? I've never torrented anything in my life...
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Post by Vixo on Nov 16, 2009 11:26:12 GMT -5
My DVR didn't record it until the 4 AM rerun for some ridiculous reason, now my brother's over doing laundry and using the TV. Booo.
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 16, 2009 13:10:23 GMT -5
Did I miss the explanation of why Phantom Limb looked like that? Well, even in the episode explaining how he 'lost' his limbs his hair was greying, yeah? I just assumed he had aged a bit and also let himself go.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 16, 2009 13:26:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I think it's safe to say he let himself go. I mean, he WAS talking to a toaster and a coffee mug, after all.
And Katie, it was pretty easy to figure out who it was in the beginning once he used the death grip thing, haha.
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 16, 2009 13:33:26 GMT -5
I KNOW but I didn't want to tell you so you could just see it yourself! I don't know.
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Post by wecancreate on Nov 16, 2009 18:04:42 GMT -5
The Thin White Douche line was so great.
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 16, 2009 19:10:45 GMT -5
YES I knew there was one I was forgetting.
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Nov 17, 2009 0:57:35 GMT -5
that was kinda random that the orb is suddenly worthless ... guess that was a storyline one writer built and they had to kill it because he left or something?
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Post by russe on Nov 17, 2009 2:42:56 GMT -5
Ok, so we got The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly.Who was that washed up glam dude at the end in the black suit? Was it supposed to be the fictitious Brian Slade?
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Post by Tanya on Nov 17, 2009 5:42:27 GMT -5
GODDAMN EVERYTHING, I missed last night's episode and it's about Bowie, the Orb and Phantom Limb?!
And by last night I mean the night before. Sometimes I forget 5:45 am is "today."
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 17, 2009 10:14:53 GMT -5
Ok, so we got The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly.Who was that washed up glam dude at the end in the black suit? Was it supposed to be the fictitious Brian Slade? Brian Eno, who is quite real, I assure you. someone on Jackson's livejournal commented that Phantom Limb looked so crazy because his "cheese slid off his cracker," and I think that's pretty apt. he's just totally lost his shit. and no, this episode was written by Doc Hammer, who also wrote ORB. Doc and Jackson like to take their storylines in unexpected directions, and in this case, they just made the former episode's assertion a bit more...clear. I personally don't think that was really ORB, but I'm just a fan.
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 17, 2009 10:21:57 GMT -5
Found it!
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 17, 2009 11:02:23 GMT -5
also, this kind of begs the question: who's next? Lou Reed? Gary Numan? Mick Ronson? imagine if this creep showed up.
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Post by russe on Nov 17, 2009 11:56:25 GMT -5
Ah, ok. And I think it'd be awesome to put in Lou Reed.But since they've put in Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper, they're probably going to put people in from all sorts of walks in music life.I do wonder if they're going to put in Richie Valens or just have him as a sacrifice.And in the episode, didn't they say May 16th, 1959? Because the plane crash happened in February.
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 17, 2009 11:57:06 GMT -5
yeah, haha. I think the guys are just old and forgetful.
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Post by janna on Nov 18, 2009 1:51:32 GMT -5
"I WANT TO GO BACK IN MY BAG."
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 23, 2009 2:13:15 GMT -5
Did I just kill Premature Ejaculation?
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Post by Tanya on Nov 23, 2009 2:19:38 GMT -5
Missed it again this week and don't feel like staying up until 3 am. . /whiners thread
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 23, 2009 2:21:52 GMT -5
show was crazy.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 23, 2009 3:29:21 GMT -5
Did I just kill Premature Ejaculation? Favorite line. Roboy cracked me the fuck up for some reason. I think it was the voice. Oh, and: "Nomolestol."
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Nov 23, 2009 3:31:11 GMT -5
poor hatred. he just wants to have sex with little boys
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Post by Nick Taxidermy on Nov 23, 2009 10:50:57 GMT -5
Roboy was great.
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Post by xbeerdrinkerx on Nov 24, 2009 3:27:14 GMT -5
I never, EVER thought I'd say this, but I think this show has finally surpassed Futurama as the best animated comedy of all time.
The last episode just cemented that for me.
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