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Post by Leah on Sept 15, 2009 19:17:37 GMT -5
Why hasn't Leah been all over this yet. Because I was sleeping and stuff! Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both? Earl Warren was a stripper. Marge: Earl Warren was not a stripper! Homer: Now who's being naive?
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 19:20:09 GMT -5
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 19:26:49 GMT -5
"I can't live the button-down life like you, Marge. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the SLIMEY middles! I may offend some with my cocky stride and musky odors! Oh sure, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'city fathers,' who sit around, stroking their beards saying 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 19:28:22 GMT -5
Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea. Captain McAllister: Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'. (a boat crashes in the distance) Captain McAllister: Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 19:38:36 GMT -5
Lionel Hutz is my all-time favorite secondary character.
"Uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder." "Is that bad?" "Well, he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his son." "You did?" "Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'"
"But your ad said no money down!" "Oh, no, they've got this all wrong." *scribbles on card* "So you don't work on a contingency basis?" "'Works on contingency? No! Money down!' Oops, shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either."
"She stole this bottle of Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon!...brownest of the brown liquors...what's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!"
"I call for one of those...bad jury...thingys." "A mistrial?" "Uh-huh. That's why you're the judge, and I'm the...law talkin'...guy."
"DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! Wait, this isn't the YMCA..."
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Sept 15, 2009 19:44:49 GMT -5
Also, this gets me every time. Aw man me too. I even laughed just now.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 19:47:19 GMT -5
"This is the most flagrant case of false advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story!" "So do you think I have a case?" "Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history."
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Post by Casey on Sept 15, 2009 21:22:07 GMT -5
Why hasn't Leah been all over this yet. Because I was sleeping and stuff! Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both? Earl Warren was a stripper. Marge: Earl Warren was not a stripper! Homer: Now who's being naive? YES.
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jerf
Babby
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Post by jerf on Sept 15, 2009 21:30:21 GMT -5
Don't forget to bring me back my car back in the morning. Just slide it under the door.
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Post by Iron Nancy on Sept 15, 2009 21:35:07 GMT -5
Not a quote, but I am currently collecting these: Some are rarer than others. I think the bumblebee guy is $100 on eBay.
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Post by russe on Sept 15, 2009 21:40:02 GMT -5
"When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased, with a fake I.D. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17."
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 21:43:38 GMT -5
That episode is a classic from beginning to end.
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Post by russe on Sept 15, 2009 21:45:04 GMT -5
"Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called..."
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 21:48:06 GMT -5
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Post by Meredith on Sept 15, 2009 21:49:37 GMT -5
The Simpsons was always blocked on the TV at my parents' house, and when I moved out I just never saw the appeal.
*shrugs*
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Sept 15, 2009 21:54:36 GMT -5
in fact, i didn't even give yuou my coat
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 21:55:37 GMT -5
The Simpsons was always blocked on the TV at my parents' house, and when I moved out I just never saw the appeal. *shrugs* You should find seasons 3 through 10 and watch them...see if you enjoy them. I dunno, I feel like those seasons really are important pieces of television's history.
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Bridget
Cheap Seats
What didn't Diddy do?
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Post by Bridget on Sept 15, 2009 22:34:20 GMT -5
"Sweet maiden of the spit, grant this thy boon that I might sup upon suckling pig this noon."
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Post by Cei on Sept 15, 2009 23:43:39 GMT -5
I have a very hard time not saying "That's not a knife, that's a spoon!" to everything that Cei says. That there's a bootable offense.
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Post by russe on Sept 15, 2009 23:46:43 GMT -5
"That's a paddlin'."
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Post by dance of days on Sept 16, 2009 14:29:35 GMT -5
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Dan
Babby
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Post by Dan on Sept 16, 2009 14:40:42 GMT -5
Can someone in the UK get this shirt and then I'll pay for you to send it to me? ?
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Sept 16, 2009 14:47:27 GMT -5
Skinner: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you head me. I think words I would never say. Homer: (thinking) I know you can read MY thoughts, boy. (singing) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
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jerf
Babby
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Post by jerf on Sept 16, 2009 18:28:29 GMT -5
Willie: I 'ate his little face. I 'ate his guts. And I 'ate the way he's always barking, so I gave him to the church.
Bart: OHHH, you HATE him so you gave him to the church.
Willie: Aye, and I ate the mess he left on me rug.
Bart: ...
Willie:....ya heard me!!!
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Abongachong
Fail Whale
Super Nintendo Chalmers
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Post by Abongachong on Sept 18, 2009 10:35:38 GMT -5
Whenever my sister walks out of my bedroom she says "ta-ta! I'm off to the beauty salon!" in Milhouse's woman voice.
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Post by TalonSlayer on Sept 21, 2009 18:26:41 GMT -5
Homer: "Hey Hank, got any sugar around here?" Hank Scorpio: "Sugar...sugar..." *reaches into his pockets and pulls out handfuls of sugar* "Here ya go. Sorry it's not in packages." That entire episode.
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Post by Casey on Nov 2, 2009 23:24:18 GMT -5
BRINGIN' IT BACK
Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders. Homer’s Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and... Homer: The Springfield River!
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Nov 3, 2009 0:16:36 GMT -5
I SAID "SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE FLANDERS!"
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Nov 3, 2009 21:25:54 GMT -5
Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Dec 4, 2009 23:45:13 GMT -5
Appreciate Leah's avatar.
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