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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 1:15:37 GMT -5
SIMPSONS THREAD. GO.
Starting off with my two all-time favorite quotes:
Marge: "Have you noticed a change in Bart lately?" Homer: "New glasses?" Marge: "No, I think something might be troubling him." Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses." Marge: "I want to get more involved in his activities, but I'd be afraid of smothering him." Homer: "Yeah, then we'd get the chair." Marge: "That's not what I meant!" Homer: "It was, Marge, admit it."
Homer: "Hey Hank, got any sugar around here?" Hank Scorpio: "Sugar...sugar..." *reaches into his pockets and pulls out handfuls of sugar* "Here ya go. Sorry it's not in packages."
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Sept 15, 2009 1:22:00 GMT -5
Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5. Mayor Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you. Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: Of course I do. Weren't you one of the little rascals?
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Post by Casey on Sept 15, 2009 1:22:43 GMT -5
Bart "You never came to any of my little league games even though I went to all your stupid interventions" Homer " I tooooold you. I find them boring."
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Post by Alien Dick Man on Sept 15, 2009 1:24:46 GMT -5
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
That whole episode rules.
Dude, Target keeps selling Simpsons seasons for like twelve bucks! I got season four last week. So awesome.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 1:27:59 GMT -5
"You just have to take your rage, squeeze it into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time. Like that time daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?" "Yeah..." "Yeah."
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Post by corey on Sept 15, 2009 1:29:53 GMT -5
Homer: To start press any key. Where's the "Any Key?"
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Post by leoz maxwell jilliumz on Sept 15, 2009 1:50:07 GMT -5
batman was a scientist
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Post by undercover on Sept 15, 2009 2:57:11 GMT -5
Ah, I see you've played knifey spooney before.
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Post by Cei on Sept 15, 2009 3:27:07 GMT -5
Remember Alf, Bart? He's back! In pog form.
Bart: I want my soul, and I want it now! Homer: Bart! You didn't finish your Spaghetti and Moeballs! Homer's Brain: Quiet you fool! It could be ours! Homer: Run boy! Run! Run for your life!
Six simple words, I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
I appreciate Simpsons threads.
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Post by Gabtron on Sept 15, 2009 3:30:47 GMT -5
Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ, the extra 'B' is for BYOBB" Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo.
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Post by Cheryl Prime on Sept 15, 2009 4:22:36 GMT -5
Homer, standing outside of a gym; "Gyme, what's a gyme?" Homer walks into the gym; "Ohhh, a gyme."
Not sure how to really spell gyme there. Gime ? Whatevs, you get the general idea I'm sure.
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Post by tawny on Sept 15, 2009 4:32:28 GMT -5
Why hasn't Leah been all over this yet.
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Post by xJASONx on Sept 15, 2009 4:40:58 GMT -5
Ah, I see you've played knifey spooney before. From the same episode: Bruno: "Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?" Chief Wiggum: "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, is that a YardKing? That's a quality barrow." Principal Skinner: "Why, there's Luke, and Obi Wan, and my favourite, Chewey. They're all here!" Ralph: "What's a diorama?" "I bent my wookie." "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" "I Choo Choo Choose You, and there's a picture of a train." "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." "Go Banana!" Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket." Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" "Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!" "He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!?" Jasper: "You sunk my battleship." There are so many others, but these will do for now.
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Post by undercover on Sept 15, 2009 4:58:29 GMT -5
This is J1's MSN name. Hahaha.
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charles21
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Post by charles21 on Sept 15, 2009 5:31:03 GMT -5
I'm a uni-tard!
I like boys now.
We're a totem pole. HUYA HUYA HUYA HUYA.
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Post by ryan on Sept 15, 2009 10:52:00 GMT -5
I call the brown one bitey.
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Sept 15, 2009 11:24:38 GMT -5
Outta the way, I'm Hitler!
You crashed Hitler's car. What'd Hitler ever do to you?
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Post by wecancreate on Sept 15, 2009 11:35:16 GMT -5
Homer: "Hey Hank, got any sugar around here?" Hank Scorpio: "Sugar...sugar..." *reaches into his pockets and pulls out handfuls of sugar* "Here ya go. Sorry it's not in packages." Want some cream?
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 13:06:04 GMT -5
"Dear Marge, you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels..owserinoisdhgemrlnweoinAOSINFEIWNEFINV FIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here."
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Post by charles21 on Sept 15, 2009 13:19:20 GMT -5
You smell like dead bunnies!
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 13:23:18 GMT -5
"I've had all sorts of guys come after me, and I've buried them all! Sea captains, Joey Bishop..." "Don't forget the Special Olympics." "Hehehe, oh yeah. We SLAUGHTERED the Special Olympics!"
"Hi, Lionel Hutz. I heard you're looking for a babysitter. My fee is $100 an hour." "You get five bucks and a popsicle from the fridge." "Two popsicles." "One." "Okay, fine. But I get to keep this old birdcage." "Deal." "Still got it!"
"I'm afraid people see you as somewhat of an ogre, sir." "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
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Post by wecancreate on Sept 15, 2009 13:28:02 GMT -5
Maude: We're not talking about love here, we're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. Krusty: SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they closed that place down.
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Sept 15, 2009 17:29:46 GMT -5
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. That whole episode rules. Dude, Target keeps selling Simpsons seasons for like twelve bucks! I got season four last week. So awesome. My favorite episode! Also, this gets me every time.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 17:33:41 GMT -5
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Bart: Yes. (a little later and everyone has ice cream cones) Milhouse: Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station? Bart: Yeah. (a little later) Milhouse: Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker? Bart: I don't see why not. (a little later and the Hitchhiker is in the car) Hitchhiker: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Bart: Yes. (a little later and everyone has ice cream cones again) Hitchhiker: Well, I don't think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed.
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Post by charles21 on Sept 15, 2009 17:42:18 GMT -5
"Have you ever seen the film Misery?"
"No?"
"Then this will all be new to you..."
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Skyy S.
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Post by Skyy S. on Sept 15, 2009 18:12:49 GMT -5
Steel mill worker: "Stand still there's a spark in your hair!" Another worker: "oh god, get it! Get it!"
I love the episode "Homer Phobia", especially the scene where Homer took Bart to the gay steel mill.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 15, 2009 18:25:06 GMT -5
Oh god, the whole gay steel mill scene is one of the funniest moments in the history of TV. Especially when the first few bars of that song kick in. "OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW??!"
"You're all sick!" "Oh, be nice!"
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Post by Skyy S. on Sept 15, 2009 18:30:37 GMT -5
"OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW??!" "We work hard, we play hard." See signature.
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Post by Lucky Jarmes on Sept 15, 2009 18:59:25 GMT -5
I have a very hard time not saying "That's not a knife, that's a spoon!" to everything that Cei says.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 15, 2009 19:14:25 GMT -5
Homer: Now this next song goes out to a very specail lady .. she's over 2, 000 feet tall and weighs over a 1,000 tons. Man: Oh my god, this monstrous woman will devour us all! (dives away into the ocean) Homer: I was talking about the statue ...
Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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