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archer
Apr 8, 2011 1:27:07 GMT -5
Post by Gabtron on Apr 8, 2011 1:27:07 GMT -5
Y'all! Y'all! My car's slowing down for some unknown reason… just must be out of… carburetor…
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archer
Apr 8, 2011 1:39:19 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Apr 8, 2011 1:39:19 GMT -5
"Benoit..." "Balls!"
That was one of those jokes that started out funny, got kind of old, and circled back around to funny again.
"He couldn't have gotten far in 10 minutes, it's a zoo out there." "There's a zoo here?!"
"Gummi bears all around!"
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archer
Apr 8, 2011 16:16:05 GMT -5
Post by Emma on Apr 8, 2011 16:16:05 GMT -5
I don't get the Benoit balls joke.
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archer
Apr 9, 2011 2:20:42 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Apr 9, 2011 2:20:42 GMT -5
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archer
Apr 22, 2011 1:39:56 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Apr 22, 2011 1:39:56 GMT -5
I'm so bummed the season is already over, but I honestly think this was one of the funniest and most consistent seasons of any comedy ever. The season finale was awesome and hilarious, even if the end was a downer. I felt genuinely sad when Archer was crying over Katya's death. Then I laughed my ass off at the car alarm call back from Frisky Dingo. Highlights: -Every joke about Krieger's van -"More like lemon party, chairman." -"Wait, I had something. Umm, something about stripes and solids?" -"This thing is, like, rolling probable cause." -"YEAH! 1 for 3 on the roof, bitch!"
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archer
Apr 22, 2011 11:14:03 GMT -5
Post by JAN! on Apr 22, 2011 11:14:03 GMT -5
Rolling probable cause was the best. Close second:
"Katya doesn't have VD." "You haven't had sex with her?"
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Apr 22, 2011 11:45:24 GMT -5
"What in the name of pre-paid venereal disease is going on in here?"
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archer
Jul 22, 2011 13:31:44 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jul 22, 2011 13:31:44 GMT -5
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archer
Jul 23, 2011 12:15:47 GMT -5
Post by JAN! on Jul 23, 2011 12:15:47 GMT -5
At least we get a taste in September!
Archer came up in conversation the other day. My life will feel incomplete until it comes back on the air.
It reminds of the best of the Simpsons*, in that I can't just sit down and think about the best things, they pop into my head in spurts and it feels almost new again. Which is fantastic.
*Which happened the other day with the trip to Japan episode, and I was trying to explain to someone the Hello Kitty Factory and they did not get it. Boo-urns. With Archer, same conversation, I was thinking about "Kids get cancer, too, Lana!" It was a good talk.
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archer
Jul 30, 2011 21:12:05 GMT -5
Post by Nick Taxidermy on Jul 30, 2011 21:12:05 GMT -5
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archer
Sept 16, 2011 1:03:54 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 16, 2011 1:03:54 GMT -5
"Two new personal records: breath-holding, and SHARKS SHOT IN THE FRIGGIN' FACE!!"
"Okay, I just wanted to make sure you said 'pirate fortress.'"
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archer
Sept 16, 2011 8:53:54 GMT -5
Post by JAN! on Sept 16, 2011 8:53:54 GMT -5
"And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh... only with semen."
It was a pretty good episode, but like a lot of episodes that focus mostly on Archer I really wanted more supporting characters. Krieger wasn't in it at all :-(
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archer
Sept 22, 2011 14:07:21 GMT -5
Post by Nick Taxidermy on Sept 22, 2011 14:07:21 GMT -5
must see these 3 new eps.
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archer
Sept 30, 2011 21:59:46 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Sept 30, 2011 21:59:46 GMT -5
The Lakshmi Singers vs. the Archers of Loaf-Crosse. Jokes like that are why I love this show so very, very much.
"Dungeon? Us? Crab? Huh? Because we're in a dungeon? I'm kidding. Crab rangoon."
I hope they release this/someone edits it into one 60 minute mini-movie.
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archer
Oct 2, 2011 2:45:01 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Keichi on Oct 2, 2011 2:45:01 GMT -5
"And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh... only with semen." ;alsdkjf;saldk It was a pretty good episode, but like a lot of episodes that focus mostly on Archer I really wanted more supporting characters. Krieger wasn't in it at all :-( To be honest I didn't miss him at all, hahhaha. I just don't care about him I guess. I am bummed they put Ray in a chair mainly for two reasons: 1. I already didn't think they used him enough (he is my favorite character though I am a bit biased) so now I figure they will keep him around the office since he can't really do missions anymore and there will be even less of him. Unless they decide to focus a little less on the missions (aka Archer and Lana) and more around stuff happening at ISIS (with errbody else). 2. The chance of super ableist jokes regularly happening just shot up about a thousand percent. Okay and 3: I really like Ray and he got hurt, hahahhah. I sadfaced in real life when the shot moved to behind the desk. It'd be p. bitchin if P Warburton came back sometimes. He makes me like everything a bit more and I loved Rip's history with Malory. Like oh my god when Ray and Lana were getting shot and he was yelling at the phone that he never called her old, hahahhahaha.
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archer
Oct 2, 2011 7:55:02 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Oct 2, 2011 7:55:02 GMT -5
2. The chance of super ableist jokes regularly happening just shot up about a thousand percent. Ugh, yeah. For how crass it is, Archer is actually a little better than most similar shows when it comes to making jokes about -isms, so I'd be disappointed if they went that route.
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archer
Oct 2, 2011 16:24:32 GMT -5
Post by Nick Taxidermy on Oct 2, 2011 16:24:32 GMT -5
I finally watched the Dinosaur Replacement Pilot. it was definitely funny, but it's amazing that they managed to find an even more obnoxious replacement for Sterling Archer.
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archer
Jan 17, 2012 22:07:01 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jan 17, 2012 22:07:01 GMT -5
OMG TWO MORE DAYS
Sounds like they have tons of awesome stuff planned for this season. Burt Reynolds is going to be in an episode, and Bryan Cranston is playing an astronaut in the season finale. Which is an hour long. And is in space.
And Katie, something for you: supposedly there's a whole episode about Ray and his back story.
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archer
Jan 17, 2012 22:32:04 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Keichi on Jan 17, 2012 22:32:04 GMT -5
Oh judas that makes me so happy what the hell.
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archer
Jan 18, 2012 0:09:41 GMT -5
Post by JAN! on Jan 18, 2012 0:09:41 GMT -5
Even the promo title card where he's just firing the rifle into the air is perfect.
I'm so amped!
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archer
Jan 20, 2012 7:21:49 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jan 20, 2012 7:21:49 GMT -5
Oh man, such a great way to start the season. The big car chase was the best action scene they've ever done. "Was that the same footage?" Haha. -LOVED the fire pole conversation in the elevator. -"...Is that a ghost?" "Don't ask." -OMG, Krieger's new van, hahaha -I thought I was going to die laughing at Pam's final line (and Carol's response). Holy shit.
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archer
Jan 20, 2012 10:58:32 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Keichi on Jan 20, 2012 10:58:32 GMT -5
Yeah I think I laughed at those for an actual minute.
Burt Reynolds was awesome, obviously, hahahhaah.
Ray screaming 'shit' and pointing the guns behind Lana cracked me up pretty hard but I may just be really desperate for Ray laughs that aren't related to him being in a chair hahahah.
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archer
Jan 26, 2012 22:39:42 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jan 26, 2012 22:39:42 GMT -5
"...You're looking for Predator, aren't you?" Biggest laugh of the night for me.
"We met a tiger! ...But he got murdered." Second best. Haha.
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archer
Jan 27, 2012 19:43:45 GMT -5
Post by Ryan on Jan 27, 2012 19:43:45 GMT -5
"I call them...groovy bears" fucking killed me.
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archer
Jan 27, 2012 21:47:06 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Keichi on Jan 27, 2012 21:47:06 GMT -5
The part where Archer was telling the SKDJBVC;AWIHUVKAJSHDBV;AKUVAEIUW ALIDFUBHVADJHBV;iaksudbfv;iakusdjfhbvx;kubjas to eat a dick hahahhaha.
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archer
Jan 27, 2012 21:50:27 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jan 27, 2012 21:50:27 GMT -5
Hahahahaha I knew someone was going to trigger the filter.
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archer
Jan 27, 2012 22:29:43 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Keichi on Jan 27, 2012 22:29:43 GMT -5
DAMN IT!!
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archer
Jan 27, 2012 22:46:13 GMT -5
Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Jan 27, 2012 22:46:13 GMT -5
"Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that...I'd have eight nickels!"
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archer
Feb 12, 2012 18:32:59 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 18:32:59 GMT -5
The Canada episode made me laugh a lot. Having Ricky from Trailer Park Boys play the terrorist was a great addition.
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archer
Feb 12, 2012 19:27:33 GMT -5
Post by Ryan on Feb 12, 2012 19:27:33 GMT -5
The return of Babou in the Canada episode was fantastic. Also, Cyril being the most incompetent agent ever.
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