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Post by Clit Eastwood on Nov 9, 2009 22:00:10 GMT -5
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 9, 2009 22:02:16 GMT -5
I could watch his stand-up specials over and over and still laugh my ass off every time.
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Post by borntolose on Nov 9, 2009 22:41:50 GMT -5
McDonald's will always be known as Wack Arnold's among my friends and I thanks to this man.
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Post by ryan on Nov 9, 2009 22:51:46 GMT -5
"Hello officer. I'm a little high, but can you tell me how to get to Third Street?" "HEY. TAKE IT EASY. You're on Third Street."
Never gets old. I remember when my friends and I got an audio copy of Killing Them Softly in 8th Grade. We listened to that constantly.
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Post by Mr. Keichi on Nov 10, 2009 2:23:02 GMT -5
Love this dude.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 6:59:50 GMT -5
I can't seem to get away from seeing this show.
Every time I go to someone's house, someone always has it on.
Samuel Jackson beer. hahahahahaha. still kills me.
"How's it taste mothafucka?"
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 10, 2009 16:24:15 GMT -5
"My god, this black man broke into the house and put up pictures of his family!"
"Look Michael, the war is going badly, the economy is terrible, and people are getting worried. *Sigh* We're gonna need you to jerk off another kid."
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Post by Pillars of Aaron on Nov 10, 2009 16:26:50 GMT -5
Dude has the best delivery! I wish he'd tour again!
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Post by damaris on Nov 10, 2009 16:33:05 GMT -5
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Post by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Nov 10, 2009 16:33:40 GMT -5
The Rick James sketch is overrated. The Prince one is where it's at.
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Post by damaris on Nov 10, 2009 16:36:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 20:50:56 GMT -5
JUICE! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK AT ME! YES THEY DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL! <3
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Post by Porcelino on Nov 10, 2009 21:38:33 GMT -5
a genius show that fell into that realm of 'overly quoted by douches who lack any and all context'. I still loved it though, and was sad to see it go. he had the best musical guests.
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Post by notnewcomer on Nov 10, 2009 21:49:22 GMT -5
a genius show that fell into that realm of 'overly quoted by douches who lack any and all context'. Exactly. Similarly, I didn't find the Rick james skit overrated (though the Prince one was mindblowingly hilarious), I just found the people who constantly defamed it with inappropriate impersonations worthy of the death penalty. "Cuz fuck em, that's why!"
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Post by notnewcomer on Nov 10, 2009 21:51:17 GMT -5
Also, it's really sad watching Charlie Murphy try to sustain his career. But who didn't see that coming?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 21:54:44 GMT -5
a genius show that fell into that realm of 'overly quoted by douches who lack any and all context'. . This is why he quit doing the show. "In a June 2004 stand-up performance in Sacramento, California, Chappelle walked off the stage after berating his audience for constantly shouting "I'm Rick James, bitch!," which became a catchphrase from the popular ""Rick James" sketch . After a few minutes, Chappelle returned and continued by saying "The show is ruining my life." He stated that he disliked working "20 hours a day" and that the popularity of the show was making it difficult for him to continue his stand-up career which was "the most important thing" to him. He also told the audience: “ You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. You people are stupid."
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Post by Ermine on Nov 10, 2009 23:37:28 GMT -5
I always loved Paul Moody (that's his name I think?) and his movie reviews. I'd like to meet that man.
great show. too bad what it became.
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Nov 11, 2009 1:03:40 GMT -5
Over-quoted, yes. But I still laugh every time I watch the skit.
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Post by ryan on Nov 11, 2009 12:25:22 GMT -5
Listen close, as life turns its pages Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas
I wrote this song a long time ago A real long time ago Feel me! I wrote this song a long time ago It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94
What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W. It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true -- I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch I'm talking about George W. Smith From city council, he ran in '93 Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him
I wrote this song a long time ago A real long time ago Way before Slim Shady was in demand Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan I wrote this song in '94
How am I doin' this? Look around the club, see everyone in the place Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste Because her shirt don't match And there's a puddin' stain on the back What the {fuck} is that? It might be doo-doo
And you in the back, you ain't {shit} You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table
Tupac Shakur I wrote this rhyme in 1994 I'm not alive! Thug life! Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife A married man, you've got two kids Go home!
I wrote this song a long time ago A real long time ago Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids No friends, and no future
DJ: 2Pac rest in peace! 2Pac: Ok, I will!
One of my favorites.
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Post by notnewcomer on Nov 11, 2009 12:32:19 GMT -5
Hahahahaha, god that was brilliant
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 12:35:44 GMT -5
I always loved Paul Moody (that's his name I think?) and his movie reviews. I'd like to meet that man. great show. too bad what it became. Paul Mooney. Negrodamus.
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Post by Ermine on Nov 11, 2009 13:21:52 GMT -5
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Post by sbr on Nov 11, 2009 13:24:27 GMT -5
I sometimes catch myself breaking into song and singing "Piss on You". DAMN YOU, CHAPPELLE!
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Post by Ermine on Nov 11, 2009 13:31:24 GMT -5
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Post by avon on Nov 11, 2009 13:58:18 GMT -5
What the fuck is juuuuiiiiice?
I want some of that purple stuff.
"Why do black people smoke menthols?" "I dunno." "That is correct!"
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Post by ryan on Nov 11, 2009 14:12:10 GMT -5
White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
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Post by Touch! on Nov 11, 2009 15:15:36 GMT -5
I say this to myself all the time and chuckle every single time. One of my favorite sketches of all time. I listen to his standup all the time. It rules.
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Post by Adam! on Nov 12, 2009 1:12:42 GMT -5
I miss this show so much I remember the commercials for the "Lost Episodes" dvd used to crack me up. "Where's Dave?" "Africa" " Africa, Africa?" "Yeah" "Oh, shit! We're broke, bitch!"
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Post by notnewcomer on Nov 12, 2009 9:51:45 GMT -5
Some of the best stuff was on the Lost Episodes.
Supersize me was incredible.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2009 23:46:21 GMT -5
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