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Post by mastazebra on Jan 10, 2010 16:18:30 GMT -5
hahaha. shes a vet tech. SHE SAVES ANIMALS NOT KILLIN THEM. someone post the gif of her trying to eat with her swollen face.
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Post by kelly on Jan 10, 2010 16:23:31 GMT -5
I did a Google search for random Jersey Shore gifs. I'm having to sort through the million gifs of her getting punched in the face.
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Post by Rachelle on Jan 10, 2010 16:25:15 GMT -5
I have no idea, but I'm one episode in and I'm really loving how they call her snickers.
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Post by kelly on Jan 10, 2010 16:25:48 GMT -5
While you wait.
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Post by claire on Jan 10, 2010 16:29:33 GMT -5
I want to hear Pauly D spin. I bet it's great.
He has an awesome mixer. That thing costs like $1000. And then he put the Italian flag on it.
I think some night when the boy's at work I'm going to glue rhinestones on his headphones to spell out his name.
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Post by exs on Jan 10, 2010 16:31:07 GMT -5
My cousin took us to the actual jersey shore house yesterday, so he and his guido girlfriend could take pictures.
Lor and I wanted to die. So dumb.
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Post by claire on Jan 10, 2010 16:32:04 GMT -5
You should've gone to one of the dumb bars they frequent.
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Post by Sita on Jan 10, 2010 16:40:15 GMT -5
Oh man I just got a facebook event invitation for a club in Toronto because Pauly is Djing and The Situation is hosting!
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Post by claire on Jan 10, 2010 16:55:13 GMT -5
IF YOU DON'T GO I WILL PUNCH YOU.
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Post by kelly on Jan 10, 2010 16:57:39 GMT -5
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Post by claire on Jan 10, 2010 17:23:14 GMT -5
I want to blow lines at Karma.
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Post by kelly on Jan 10, 2010 17:35:24 GMT -5
We can punch each other at Beachcombers.
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Post by claire on Jan 10, 2010 17:36:40 GMT -5
I gotta get my hair did first. If there's ever a time when I'm not lookin' good, I don't leave the house.
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Post by kelly on Jan 10, 2010 18:18:38 GMT -5
First, I'll have to go to the gym, tan, and do laundry.
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Post by exs on Jan 11, 2010 18:45:57 GMT -5
Jersey shore drinking game.
Rules: Only Heineken and Jager.
Drink when: Mike "The Situation" says or refers to himself as "The Situation"
Pauley D does his hair
Ronnie has his shirt off
Snookie is referred to as Snickers
Anyone talks about love on the Shore
Anyone uses the duck phone
Mike says a weapon metaphor talking about a girl
Anyone fist pumps
The words Guido or Guidette are thrown around
Hot bod commercials
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Jan 11, 2010 19:33:36 GMT -5
I don't need to go to the Jersey Shore to party with guidos. They're everywhere here.
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Post by kelly on Jan 11, 2010 19:36:47 GMT -5
I think I'd puke from the Heineken.
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Post by claire on Jan 11, 2010 22:54:41 GMT -5
The Jersey Shore drinking game is like a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
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Post by Lauren on Jan 11, 2010 23:32:50 GMT -5
While you wait. <33. Kelly, I love your avatar. That is all.
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Post by Ermine on Jan 12, 2010 0:48:54 GMT -5
aww Vinny is kinda cute for reals.
hahaha wat
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Post by mastazebra on Jan 12, 2010 12:55:49 GMT -5
The first thing I said when I saw the commercials for Jersey Shore was that it was an entire show version of "my new haircut". The lingo is onnnnnn point.
When this first came out my friends and I tried to work "jacked and tan" into everything
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Post by kristin on Jan 12, 2010 15:03:43 GMT -5
Why is the smurf-a-riffic orange one everywhere? So manky. And, well...orange. They even made it into Toronto's Globe and Mail today. Fair enough, the article was about meat-headed chicks hitting each other and calling each other monkeys, and how goddamn stupid that is, but yeah. It's nearly impossible to escape her!
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Post by claire on Jan 15, 2010 1:33:44 GMT -5
Tensions are building in the house! Delicious.
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Post by Ermine on Jan 15, 2010 1:43:55 GMT -5
Does anyone else find the juxtaposition of treating women like meat and calling them whores (debatable!) and then the absolute, utmost regard for a woman's safety and respect for her odd? I do not understand these italian-american young people!
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Post by claire on Jan 15, 2010 1:55:46 GMT -5
It's perplexing, but then again, they are juiced up weirdos.
One time I hung out with some ladies who were born in Jersey and lived in Staten Island... they were a total trip.
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Post by mastazebra on Jan 15, 2010 10:09:57 GMT -5
Last nights double episode was fairly epic. I laughed out loud several times. I think Pauly is my favorite. Solid dude!
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Post by claire on Jan 15, 2010 21:36:34 GMT -5
Pauly's great.
Ronnie is on SO MANY STEROIDS. He is also great.
Best parts of last night was the various shots of Mike's face when Vinnie was grinding on his little sister. So good.
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Post by kelly on Jan 15, 2010 23:22:11 GMT -5
I think I love Vinny.
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Post by Clit Eastwood on Jan 16, 2010 12:12:08 GMT -5
Best parts of last night was the various shots of Mike's face when Vinnie was grinding on his little sister. So good. I wanted him to fuck his little sister soooooo bad. Fuck that guy.
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Post by mastazebra on Jan 16, 2010 20:57:38 GMT -5
Vinny's Mike impression on the phone was hilarious. Also "How does my dick taste, bro?" is something I wish I could have the opportunity to say to someone during an argument.
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